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Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. - Sure-fire singles ad by Joe Bob Briggs Yeah, I'm kind of lazy.
The world of online dating is full of faux pas and pitfalls.
Negotiate these well, and you might just find your soulmate.
If he’s choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn’t respect your feelings and needs.
“Busy” is another word for “asshole.” “Asshole” is another word for the guy you’re dating.